I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I am available for nakedness
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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