My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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