How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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