You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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