Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
our cab driver is having phone sex.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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