If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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