I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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