I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
