We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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