You're so nebulous sometimes
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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