She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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