when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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