Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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