We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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