In the future we'll all be gay
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
All I want is dick and wine.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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