Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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