I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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