Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
