Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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