My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
