Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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