Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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