but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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