Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
