Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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