i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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