just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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