So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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