absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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