I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
