it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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