Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
there was a trapeze. enough said
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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