1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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