Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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