You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
