She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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