I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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