i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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