Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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