Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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