people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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