Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
