Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
