her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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