My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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