How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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