On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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