we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Randomize
