ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
