so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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