i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Who died my cat blue again?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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