I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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