Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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