24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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