But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
someone threw a dead crab at me
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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