Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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